Queenie had enough of all those crackers and murdered a known rapist to bring Marie a dark heart for some future voodoo badassery.
Fiona has self-reflective monologue about how much it fucking sucks to have cancer seedlings in your goddamned SPINE.
Delia wishes Fiona would die before Thanksgiving so they don’t have to eat her nasty stuffing….
Creepy ghost axe killer sax man wants to run away with Fiona…aw?
Insane religious next door lady forces his soon into a holy enema because apparently your sins are in your ass…also, whaddup with moms abusing their sons this season? I think one was enough guys.
Delia plots to kill Fiona (‘cause of the stuffing!)….no ‘cause Fiona is a shitty supreme.
Misty Day/Stevie Nicks seeks refuge with the coven ‘cause some crazy witch hunters track her down in her swamp…after they stepped on Myrtle Snow’s FACE.
Myrtle Snow buys Korean hair.
Everyone thinks Misty is the supreme. (No one thinks Nan can be supreme ‘cause her armpits smell like fish sticks?)
Misty’s like…Stevie Nicks?
Madison and what’s her face share/babysit Frankenstein boy and give him a nice leap frog tablet.
The ladies put on some Spanish dancer veils and some christmas cloaks.
Misty Day is like “can I say something?……I’d rather smoke resurrected pot in my swap”
Myrtle Snow says something about “charcuterie”
Ladies proceed to try to make Fiona kill herself.
Myrtle is the ghost of Christmas future.
Fiona’s like fine but Imma look good….hold ma lipgloss.
Fiona’s second self-reflective monologue, including fun Woodstock story.
Who’s the disgraced Russian witch?!?!?!?!?!?!
Myrtle straight up jacks Fiona’s accessories.
But behold! Spalding! He’s like yo FiFi this is all a trick…take this ipecac syrup and through up them pills.
"tingle in the cooch"
Queenie gives Delphine a burger.
Marie cuts off Delphine’s hand.
Nan is in a shoot out.
Fiona makes Misty bring back crazy religion lady.
Delia “sees” the witch hunters.
Frankenboy loves whatsherface and Madison is in a glass case of emotion about it.
Fiona’s like “I’m so proud of you for trying to kill me!”
Delphine’s head is delivered to the coven in a box. The head, of course, is alive.